egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

(Source: mulders)

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(Source: trencly)

congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online

(Source: pitchblackglow)

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

marry someone whose laughter sounds better than your favorite song

(Source: alltimeloe)

cassbuttstiel:

I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

(Source: muareen)

7,333 plays Jealous Beyoncé Beyoncé

(Source: whatawickedganggarewe)

ven0moth:

im so ugly can i have a refund

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
(via opaqueglitter)

(Source: thebrownskingirl)

bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

(Source: ouijasquiji)